Cancer. You Gotta Laugh

After not feeling well for quite some time, a man finally goes to see his doctor. The doctor examines the man, then asks him to wait outside while he speaks privately with his wife. The doctor tells the wife that her husband has cancer. Shocked, she asks, “Can he be saved?” The doctor replies, “Well, we will do everything possible. We can get him started on chemotherapy right away, but you will have a huge responsibility taking care of him. You will have to do all the cooking and cleaning, bathe him, change his bed pans, drive him to his treatments. Everything. If you don’t, he will die.”

When the wife goes out to the waiting room, her husband anxiously asks her what the doctor said.

“He said you’re going to die.”